Hotel is busy, room lovely with view of the pool and the Med. Amused that donkey smell is still in the corridors (ask my mother you non believers!). And tonight’s entertainment is a Magician (I don’t like Magicians except for Dynamo, David Blaine and Tommy Cooper). Let’s hope Marvellous Malcolm the Malaga Magician brings it!…….to… Read More Hotel

Sadly ‘Bang Bang’ and I were not destined to be together this holiday. Instead I have been given a shiny Fiat car that seems absolutely fine. If I had to make a negative comment it would be that finding the reverse gear is bit of a challenge, needs quite a sharp shove as it grinds… Read More Hire Car

WARNING GRAPHIC WRITTEN CONTENT We were transported to the plane by bus but for some reason they didn’t open the doors for us to get off. Instead we were kept on there for over 1/2 hour, then 2 pilots turned up (good sign), the tanker started filling plane (another good sign), luggage being loaded (definitely… Read More Shit At 35,000ft

Up at 4am, very pleasant journey to the airport in the Audi A5, thanks Mark. Extremely large queues at budget airlines, walked past with nose in the air, and headed to Worldwide International Zirconia Zoom Airways. (Bugger can’t find them, found information desk, we have been transferred onto Thomson Airways, oh ok that sounds great,… Read More Airport and Airline Carrier

I am a creature of habit so as with the car hire company I have booked the same hotel as last time. I figure that Grunter must of finished his holiday and gone home, and the hotel has replenished its food stock. The paint will be dry so no donkey smell, Mickey the mouse might… Read More Hotel

The hire car on the last holiday was referred to as ‘Bang Bang’, obviously due to its intermittent back firing. Although I must admit towards the end of the holiday I had grown quite fond of its explosive sounds. Part of me secretly hopes we might be reunited especially as I am using the same… Read More Hire Car

All packed, under weight allowance (which is a 1st for me) and considering I went out this morning for some last minute shopping is verging on a miracle. (Course it did help by stuffing extra purchases in mothers suitcase). Slight concern that she has packed a pillow case, obviously her expectations regarding the hygiene of… Read More Luggage

Now this year I have been extremely lucky as I am about to embark on my 3rd holiday (at this rate I will be giving Princess Beatrice a run for her money). My 1st was to Spain on my own, which was very enjoyable and quite eventful. (It’s somewhere on this blog), the 2nd was… Read More Holiday Number 3

Have just printed tickets off, and not convinced we have been upgraded and can’t say I am that confident in gaining access into the VIP lounge either!………….. Has anyone heard of ‘Wizz Air’?