Notice in reception saying ‘The Hotel would like to apologise to its customers for the offensive odour in the hotel corridors. The odour was caused by recent work using a specialised paint as part of the refurbishment of the walls. We have been advised that the odour will continue to reduce and will be ventilating the area as much as possible’. ……Paint that smells like Donkeys – would suggest hotel source another supplier!

So no hidden Donkeys and some bugger has nicked my carrots!