You are supposed to weigh yourself on Day 1 (obviously), Day 3, 6 and 9. By the third day I had lost 4lbs and I am hoping that will go down even further when I weigh myself tomorrow. (After all the shit I have put up with, I best be losing weight or I will… Read More Weight Lost
I was still struggling by the time I got to the swimming pool, but plucked up the strength to get in. So as I started my length, I was overtaken by a 81 year old doing crawl and a 68 year old doing crawl. My arms were so heavy that I kept disappearing under water,… Read More Swimming Disaster
Well if I thought Day 2 was bad, I wasn’t prepared for Day 3 and 4. Whilst I knew that I would be giving up both caffeine and sugar, no one told me about the withdrawal symptoms!!!!(It’s a bit like when you have had a baby no one tells you you will be carrying around… Read More Day 3, 4 and 5 : The Bloody Cleanse
Apologies for no blogs but I under estimated the bloody caffeine withdrawal symptoms, and I under estimated the bloody sugar withdrawal symptoms. The withdrawal symptoms are expected to fade within the next 24 hours and you won’t believe what’s happened (I will probably need some sort of therapy ) and I sure have some stories… Read More I’m Still Here (and just about standing)
Virtually ditto to day 1 but worse. Did not drink any Nat’s pee but feeling very tired. Need a coffee, need cake and need chocolate. (Thinking I should of gone down the liposuction route instead…..fat hoovered off in a day and BOOM) Note: I have been told on Day 3 I should feel great…not convinced!
On my cleanse I am not allowed tea, coffee, fizzy drinks (basically anything nice I can’t have) for the first two days and after that it’s decaf this and decaf that! So today when I stopped for a break with a friend we went into a cafe. (Now this friend has been on this ‘Cleanse’… Read More Herbal Tea
So today was the day it started…. ‘The Cleanse’ (size 0 here I come, or maybe not!). What can I say about today, well it went like something like this….. Got up and weighed myself (now depressed) Measured myself (depression becoming clinical) Drank water for breakfast (feel like a fish, not happy, not happy at… Read More Day 1 – The Cleanse
I have recorded starting weight (pic taken). I have taken selfie (in very tasteful underwear). Crap I’m hungry!
So I plucked up courage and took Mother shopping with me (in the UK). Confident that if I mislaid her in any shop, everyone speaks English and we would be reunited! All went very well, she stayed close by and no missing persons alert issued! I should of quit while I was ahead…. We decided… Read More Shopping With Mother, Coffee and Baby Food
12.08am….I am hungry!