I am beginning to think that maybe it might be time to leave Mother at home and go solo shopping. Last Saturday we spent the afternoon looking round Brixham and decided to pop into a cafe for a snack. We had ordered and Mother went to use the facilities! Well after about 10 minutes I did wonder what the hell she was doing, but i thought if I go and knock on the door I will probably get told off. So I didn’t, after another 5 minutes she came out, not looking very happy (in fact she was bloody furious). Yes Mother had been stuck in the toilet. It didn’t help when I burst into a fit of giggles and started singing…..Oh dear what can the matter be, little old lady stuck in the lavatory!