Well this is probably the easiest in relation to preparing food, because you don’t you just drink water! No food, no drinks other than water! Erm… Not sure I gonna be able to do that for more than 2 hours, so will rule it out as an unhealthy option….Next!
Ok so I have whittled it down to 4 choices and need to decide which to go with. Starting on Saturday so need to get a wiggle on! Breakdown of the diets to follow…
Well there is good news, bad news, very bad news and some surprising news. The good news is that after the cleanse I am still caffeine free and sleep like a log (most nights). The bad news I have reintroduced sugar back into my diet (shit), but not on the scale as before (I can… Read More Cleanse and Diet Update
The sub-title of my page is Life, Surprises,Sons, Struggles, Stories and Sunshine, well I should of put Shit somewhere in there! In fact I sometimes I think every word should have shit put in front of it…Shit surprises, shit struggles… Yep you get where I am going! Over the next month I will elaborate more! … Read More Introducing ‘Shit’
I think I have come up with a new idea for a security app. Rather than rely on identifying people by finger prints or pupils of eye, I think developers should apply themselves to inventing Arse Recognition Software. To avoid detection people can wear gloves or even burn off their finger prints and eyes can… Read More New Arse App
For as long as can remember I have had ‘issues’ with the size of my butt. Basically it’s not far off the size of Texas and I have always been on some type of diet, tried out various beauty contraptions that shake it, used mud wrap treatments that are supposed to shrink it (none of… Read More Waist Training and My Big Butt
I am beginning to think that maybe it might be time to leave Mother at home and go solo shopping. Last Saturday we spent the afternoon looking round Brixham and decided to pop into a cafe for a snack. We had ordered and Mother went to use the facilities! Well after about 10 minutes I did… Read More Toilet Humour