Looking down at the wet patch on my crotch I am mortified, I frantically start looking for something to dry it with, great no towels around when you need one. I look to the end of the sinks and see it. Oh No, I can’t I just can’t! I look around no one else is… Read More Day 1 – Impression of Mr Bean at The Airport
Well burnt was a slight overstatement, whilst in the queue for coffee the woman in front of me stumbled and her coffee splashed down my jacket. My jacket is quite thick so it didn’t actually burn me……but it could of! She was very apologetic but as I looked down there was a great big wet… Read More Day 1 – I Wet Myself
So decided not to sleep as I had a text from airline ‘due to enhanced security issues arrive earlier than scheduled’. So arrived at said Airport 4 hours ahead of flight. The text obviously reached all passengers as everyone had turned up early. And we waited and waited…. It would seem that the airline failed… Read More Day 1 – Chaos at The Airport
So soon will be heading to Malaga and my favourite Hotel, yes the one with the Donkey smell! I figure this year I might experience a less entertaining time, with a bit of luck the screaming ghost, the annoying DJ, Grunter and the manure smell might of buggered off further up the Costa Del Sol!
As stupid diet didn’t work, on to Plan B. Have unpacked all clothes and re packed clothes with stretchy fabric only, throw in the spandex and yes good to go! Beach Body Plus Ready!!!
Well it would seem that you can’t lose 6lbs in a day unless you have surgery. (Not an option) so only one thing for it….unpack and cry!
Yep it’s that time of year…Annual Vacation. Clothes packed, make up packed, shoes, packed, beachwear packed, more clothes packed, toiletries packed, books packed, just a few more clothes packed and another pair of shoes packed. Yes I am ready, weigh suitcase… Yes under 20kg. Hurrah!!! And that’s when it went to rat shit!!!!I decided to… Read More It’s That Time of Year…..Beach Body Ready
My cosy stable…..loving it!
And Quelle surprise we are next to the train track and under the flight path!
With a hint of sub contractor styling