Looking down at the wet patch on my crotch I am mortified, I frantically start looking for something to dry it with, great no towels around when you need one. I look to the end of the sinks and see it. Oh No, I can’t I just can’t! I look around no one else is… Read More Day 1 – Impression of Mr Bean at The Airport

Well burnt was a slight overstatement, whilst in the queue for coffee the woman in front of me stumbled and her coffee splashed down my jacket. My jacket is quite thick so it didn’t actually burn me……but it could of! She was very apologetic but as I looked down there was a great big wet… Read More Day 1 – I Wet Myself

So decided not to sleep as I had a text from airline ‘due to enhanced security issues arrive earlier than scheduled’. So arrived at said Airport 4 hours ahead of flight. The text obviously reached all passengers as everyone had turned up early. And we waited and waited…. It would seem that the airline failed… Read More Day 1 – Chaos at The Airport

My cosy stable…..loving it!

And Quelle surprise we are next to the train track and under the flight path!

With a hint of sub contractor styling