Excitement today as we have been invited to the neighbourhood Feria and are meeting up at Pablo’s for some food. When we get there it is very busy, with a marbled table full of buffet food and the vino is flowing. There was a bit of commotion and I turned to see everyone had started… Read More Day 8 – Someone Threw A Bone 

No real news today, unless you consider the incident of the toilet going into flush mode and refusing to stop! I personally think it had overheated and it was a secondary safety device to cool it down. We were overrun by ants, but that’s not really news either! The one thing that did make me… Read More Day 7 – No News

Due to the influx of the English tourists all the sun beds are taken so I decide to go and explore the area and head off in Thumper Bumper! I take the small hilly mountain road and after about 30 minutes arrive at a lovely white washed Spanish town. As Spain is experiencing extreme temperatures… Read More Day 6 – The Day I Met Mrs O

As quick as they came the Chinese Forensic students leave and another coach arrives full of British tourists. Out come the iPhones, iPads and selfie sticks!

A new influx of Chinese guests arrived by coach this morning. Their energy and enthusiasm is mesmerising and hell do they love taking photos, but not like the rest of the tourists with their iPhones and tablets…No. They bring some serious hardware cameras with telescopic lenses that even Sky Sports Photographers would be proud of.… Read More Day 4 – Coach Party Arrives

The chef obviously felt sorry for me and beckoned me over and with a big smile handed me a plate with one piece of sliced bread and an apple!!! What the hell do you do with that! I gave him a weak smile and said ‘Gracias’, and just for one moment contemplated lobbing the apple… Read More Day 3 – Apple Sandwich

Nothing….No Food….Gone… I stand there in front on the stainless steel display unit, lift my arm to look at my watch, I’m in time with 15 mins still to go. I look up and notice the Chef lurking in the corner. I point to the empty display and he shakes his head and points his… Read More Day 3 – Shit Grunter has a sister 

So finally the shit has subsided, Son has been discharged from hospital and we have been moved from inferno villa, so Normal Service Resumed on Fun On Planet Blog. Special thanks to Glos Royal hospital staff, my family and friends! 

Unfortunately I have been unable to post as not only has the shit hit the fan, it just kept on hitting it, stuck to it and now shit is flying everywhere!  I should be relaxing in our nice rural villa, but…….. Our first day at the villa saw the swimming pool go green (just like… Read More Day 7 – Shit, Shit and More Shit (Green Pool, Collapsed Lung, Fire in Villa) 

Ambled down to Breakfast Buffet, somewhat later than yesterday, and noticed that there were plenty of tables available, excellent I could get used to this. Wandered into the restaurant to see this….. (To be continued)